funny stories/happy endings

Ask me anything   Oh, and she never gives out/And she never gives in/She just changes her mind

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    backseat contents include: running shoes, patron, loofah, yoga mat, young adult poetry, picture by Mia Pie not pictured: multiple pairs of flip flops, yoga pants, 100 years of solitude, redskins composition notebook conclusion: time to clean the Camry  (Taken with instagram)

    backseat contents include: running shoes, patron, loofah, yoga mat, young adult poetry, picture by Mia Pie not pictured: multiple pairs of flip flops, yoga pants, 100 years of solitude, redskins composition notebook conclusion: time to clean the Camry (Taken with instagram)

    — 3 hours ago
    Today’s Lesson

    It is always a good idea to take a sick day and to go to Starbucks. Always.

    — 3 days ago
    single liberal girl confessions

    I plan to use the Obama 2012 campaign as my own personal dating service…

    — 5 days ago
    "UP, UP, UP! IT’S GOING TO BE A BIG, BIG, BIG DAY!"
    EFFIE TRINKET (via thecapitolcouture)
    — 6 days ago with 594 notes
    we came to return a table cloth and left with: a black spandex Kelly Kapowski dress, cobalt fringe bikini top, felt floppy hat, refried beans, rhinestone ballet flats and headband, blood orange chobani, and tortillas. because that is how you do Target! (Taken with instagram)

    we came to return a table cloth and left with: a black spandex Kelly Kapowski dress, cobalt fringe bikini top, felt floppy hat, refried beans, rhinestone ballet flats and headband, blood orange chobani, and tortillas. because that is how you do Target! (Taken with instagram)

    — 1 week ago
    you know you’ve had a good night when you find your shoes (which you thought you lost) in your purse at brunch the next morning… (Taken with instagram)

    you know you’ve had a good night when you find your shoes (which you thought you lost) in your purse at brunch the next morning… (Taken with instagram)

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    "There is no reason for you to be inside of a trash can."
    Overheard at After School Clubs
    — 1 week ago