funny stories/happy endings

Ask me anything   Oh, and she never gives out/And she never gives in/She just changes her mind

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    this card is very judge mental #truestory

    this card is very judge mental #truestory

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    #truestory 
    your weekly budget is incomplete if it does not account for flower expenditures $10/week #buyyourselfflowers

    your weekly budget is incomplete if it does not account for flower expenditures $10/week #buyyourselfflowers

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    #buyyourselfflowers 
    my milkshakes bring… Everyone to say “wow these are delicious milkshakes” (at The New Improved Casa de Coughter)

    my milkshakes bring… Everyone to say “wow these are delicious milkshakes” (at The New Improved Casa de Coughter)

    — 1 week ago
    Am I a failure for doing what my ovaries told me to do? (at ice cream prevents crying and murder)

    Am I a failure for doing what my ovaries told me to do? (at ice cream prevents crying and murder)

    — 3 months ago
    gingered hair/don’t care

    gingered hair/don’t care

    — 4 months ago
    no pho spoon available? go for grandma’s heirloom sterling gravy ladle

    no pho spoon available? go for grandma’s heirloom sterling gravy ladle

    — 5 months ago
    Jazz is Democracy #steveiscool

    Jazz is Democracy #steveiscool

    — 5 months ago
    #steveiscool 
    today in grown up purchases: curtains! #targetdoesitagain #KBismyHandyMan @thekbaum

    today in grown up purchases: curtains! #targetdoesitagain #KBismyHandyMan @thekbaum

    — 6 months ago with 1 note
    #targetdoesitagain  #kbismyhandyman