February 2012
34 posts
“I have a solution and it’s called Stevie Nicks”
– a car ride “Dreams” sing along cures what ails ya!
“Aren’t you a little young to be in love with Glenn Campbell?”
– oh Billy Boy, you have no idea!
i love madonna
me: where's black jesus? it's not like a prayer without him...
E: cee-lo is black jesus you idiot!
the voice of reason is 3
Ava: I will be 6 when I have my babies.
Me: 6 is too young; I am 29 and I have no babies.
Ava: Why? I will have babies when I am 29!
Me: I haven't met my T.C. yet...
Ava: Well, thats because you're always with David!
January 2012
34 posts
Today's Lesson
It is always a good idea to take a sick day and to go to Starbucks. Always.
single liberal girl confessions
I plan to use the Obama 2012 campaign as my own personal dating service…
“UP, UP, UP! IT’S GOING TO BE A BIG, BIG, BIG DAY!”
– EFFIE TRINKET (via thecapitolcouture)
“There is no reason for you to be inside of a trash can.”
– Overheard at After School Clubs
“I need to learn how to marry a pro athlete.”
– KEW
“Yay! Let’s make out. After you shave your face and burn that hat. Yay!”
– Happy Endings
No one is listening and there is so much work to...
Or my week so far.
