February 2010
3 posts
on settling
movies and tv promised me jake ryan, mr. big and mcdreamy all rolled into one, have you seen anyone like that around here? because all i see are the same boys from high school and whatever friends they picked up along the way.
Feb 1st
January 2010
15 posts
today's tragedy
oh netflix, you impressed me with your fraggle rock selection… it was 1986 all over again and my father had yet to cancel hbo… but tonight when all i wanted to watch was: you let me down. i still have faith in you, (mainly because you possess season 2 of dexter) but please try not to let me down again. yours, brannon
Jan 31st
time for a diet?
(rhetorical question…) just googled: “fat dating” this is what i found: http://www.bbpeoplemeet.com/ if that guy is what is out there, i’m eating celery and greek yogurt for the next 18 months! no thank you! the 2nd result was for “who is chow yun-fat dating” http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/chow-yun-fat.htm
Jan 31st
though it has been a long time since 22, when someone says it’s snowing i’m 8 years old
Jan 29th
lessons learned vicariously: don’t have a baby with a sociopath
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
http://twitpic.com/zwihz - a just danced this at me!
Jan 26th
adventures in babysitting
second grade “to do” i asked her if she would trade lists with me and she refused
Jan 26th
dear new orleans saints, thanks for making me understand why people love football!! (being from dc, i’d forgotten)
Jan 25th
Jan 24th
on boots
boots over pants make you look like a pirate… or you’re on your way to riding lessons
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
thanks to the 7 menopausal woman at home goods who alerted me to babycakes missing sock… my sons feet aren’t cold at all!
Jan 24th
just described my future blog as “nie nie + dooce - babies + style me pretty x martha stewart + booze”
Jan 14th