February 2011
45 posts
“You might as well be a gay man with carnations.”
– Charlotte York
Hop, Skip and a Week
January 2011
65 posts
Paraphrasing
Me: Just tell her to think before she acts and make better choices... And it's not good to get attention for negative behavior.
Drew: I'm just going to tell her she's dumb
status quo?
meanwhile, in 7th grade...
T: Today I talked to a lot of girls!
me: Really? How many is "a lot"?
T: Oh I don't know... 12 or 100 or 14...
me: What do you say to them?
T: "Hi Girls" or "Hey Ladies" and then I tell them they look like Taylor Swift or Rihanna
“I knew since the day I called her a ‘homosapien’”
– the future mr. keeks
“Tupac dies and HE lives?!”
– PG on JM… In other news, I now have something I dislike about PG
“To paraphrase Charlotte York: I’ve been dating since I was 15, my hair is...”
“Ladies and gentlemen, there is something worse then pleated front khaki...”
“All of my boyfriends are imaginary, it’s soooooo annoying.”
– B (via ambershelley)
“It’s whiskey, it can’t go bad!”
“I found this antidote to bullshit and it’s called Bob Dylan”
– Amen
You AND your wine
Me: Bye, Love you!
Mother Dear: You love my wine!
“There is no better birth control than teaching Middle School.”
“It’s Bill Murray and you’re old, that should be enough.”
– Convincing Uncle Mike to watch Rushmore
