February 2012
39 posts
Thanks, David!
Jenny and I are complaining about boys (what else?!) David rudely interrupts...
David: You girls should have your own reality show! You could call it "Single and Pushin' 30"!
me: Shut it!
David: Or "Missed the Boat"
Bill: How about "Confronting Spinsterhood"?
“I have a solution and it’s called Stevie Nicks”
– a car ride “Dreams” sing along cures what ails ya!
“Aren’t you a little young to be in love with Glenn Campbell?”
– oh Billy Boy, you have no idea!
i love madonna
me: where's black jesus? it's not like a prayer without him...
E: cee-lo is black jesus you idiot!
the voice of reason is 3
Ava: I will be 6 when I have my babies.
Me: 6 is too young; I am 29 and I have no babies.
Ava: Why? I will have babies when I am 29!
Me: I haven't met my T.C. yet...
Ava: Well, thats because you're always with David!